Chapter 1 – Aaloo Lelo… Pyaaz Lelo… Free ka Writer…LELO

[DISCLAMER: This is im-purely a fictional story. The characters have many things to do with my peaceful life, have a great resemblance to many vaastavik ghatnas, and are proving to be great contributors to my success.]

This was my first venture as a full-fledged (English) Content Writer. 

One day, I received a call from a school friend; I am going to start a new business and you are going to see the website content part’. 

Okay, but, I am more of a Hindi Person and do not prefer writing the English content.‘ 

Okay! then, give it a plunge now. You are going to do this, Period‘ and hung up.

I went into a dilemma, inhibiting; if I will be able to justify the role?… when I had never been into English writing except for some copies that I did as the obligations of my freelancing journey previously. 

I called her back; Buddy, I am not gonna do this.’ 

She; I have transferred your advance. A bit busy with the kid…will call you back tonight….(BEEP)

(I checked my account, it had a good amount of deals that I transferred back in the next moment.)

Her husband calls me around 10 PM and started; Are you nuts? This woman bargains for Dhaniya from the veggie vendor and sends him off if he does not agree. In the day, she almost had a fight with Subziwala’s wife. This kinda woman gave you something in advance from MY ACCOUNT and You returned my hard-earned money into HER account. Like Seriously… How can you, even in your darndest of dreams, (do… )done that to me?

I laughed out; Okay! I have known your lady for years. She does not take ‘Na-Nukurs from anyone’ I can understand.,

*She is like (No If, No But…Only Jat) By the way, she is a brahmin. It is just my Copywriting wala side peeped out.

And said, ‘I AM JOINING YOU AS A FREELANCE WEB CONTENT WRITER AND FOR FREE‘

The man got a sense of relief but the wife overheard our conversation and bombarded the conversation…‘Why for free? Are You nuts? This man theft his credit card from my purse last night. He loves things for free and blames me for fighting only when I am saving his money. You know whhhhatttttt….’

This time; I HUNG UP. [I could not bear this couple’s not-so-romantic Ragas, only when I knew that it is gonna be a (Roothna- Manana tales) rockingly-romantic night for them after that call.]

I felt similar to How Mr. Bean feels and looks when he feels proud of his deeds. Oh God! the sense of relief is also identical to what Jerry gets entering into his mouse-house to save his ass from Tom…

[Rest of the story will soon be updated here on vidhaa.in Come back if you liked this chapter and comment if you loved or hated it. I am gonna remove the HUB-Wife Comments 😂😂😂 ]